It seems the RiverCenter security have been told to be on high alert. Has there been a bomb threat...NO. Have parents been seen carrying in sporks...NO. Are they worried that Melissa will set the place on fire...MAYBE.
A very overstressed tight-lipped Mr. Drew Beach was overheard saying "its because of the air horns, THE AIR HORNS. They must have heard about the air horns. I don't know how it leaked out. (picture the green-eyed man here from the movie Blot rubbing his hands together and frowning wickedly)
So, in order to diffuse a potentially explosive situation, I am asking everyone to PLEASE leave your air horns at home...And extinguish all smoking materials...prior to entering the RiverCenter
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